omg sea lions

I just realized how ridiculous sea lions are. They have strange looking fin-feet but their bodies are shaped like giant tubes. It's really shocking sometimes to think that certain creatures evolved how they did. Apparently it was advantageous to look like these silly creatures:

Well, they have to maintain buoyancy somehow.

While being able to contort themselves, obviously.

If they get hungry at least they can eat their young

and if that doesn't work, "TACOOOOOOOOSSSSS!"

They can maintain covert operations with expert camouflage.

But can be compromised at any moment.